Uber busy, but still sneaking online briefly...

I'M SO NOT GETTING EVERYTHING THAT NEEDS DONE TODAY DONE TODAY. Why are all the people I need to talk to not in office? Why is junior technician stupid and don't care about things? Why do people go on leave without forwarding me the stuff I need in order to do their tasks when they are on leave?

Green Faize wig is so pretty that I don't want to cut and straighten it, even though I know I can always get another one when I'm in HK. Photos of it later.

Recent discovery - if storme does the figuring-out-patterns and cutting fabric and I do the sewing, we make awesome things. Including shiny black and silver boleros, quilted purple jackets and gold... inner jackets. But my bad posture while sitting in front of the sewing machine and computer aggravates my shoulder cancer*.

*there is a lump of knotted muscles that no amount of massaging seems to be able to shift...

"It's probably calcified," said the minion.

"I have shoulder cancer!" I responded.

"Well no..."

"I have shoulder cancer!" I said again, seeing my life flash before my eyes and fainting briefly.

Sighing, the minion said nothing more.

UK people

You know how they always talk about getting dental work done in Eastern Europe? Has any of you actually done it, or know someone who has done it? What's the experience like?

Good weekend

storme being industrious. Farfie on the wall. Cake. Hedgeworth. And what is that green thing?

( Introducing... Hedgeworth! )