Turn the other cheek

Thanks for all the comments to the previous post. It was a long day, lots of running around etc and my brother-in-law and I didn't get home until past midnight. Then there was frantic tidying and sterilising baby bottles and whatever else it was we did before we managed to crash. He's gone out now, I've finished assembling the rocking cradle/basket thing and am sitting around until M&S opens so that I can go shopping for my sister. I'm absolutely knackered, oh god.

So. Yesterday. Many things were worth noting, but the following conversation takes the cake I believe:

"...Bible fanfiction..."
"...yeah but who'd you ship?"
"...Jesus and Judas of course..."
"...I suppose Judas tops..."
"...of course. Jesus is very accepting... turn the other cheek and all that..."
"...wait, what cheek do you mean, face cheek or butt cheek?"
"...I say nothing more..."

............something like that.

Trying to send photos to my family. Bloody "attachment failed" errors. I hate it when Gmail just decides to accept one jpeg attachment but not the other, but if you click on "retry" enough times, you might just be able to attach it. WTH.