Duke of Mount Deer (Tony Leung, 1984 version)

Yes, we are watching it.

crystalusagi: Isn't this sort of gay?
yuki_scorpio: What do you mean, "sort of"?

.........AND THEN WE CAST TLR CHARACTERS INTO THE ROLES. OTZ

Emperor = the Dave
Shifu of the Emperor = Torgal
Hoi Goong-goong (primary eunuch) = Allan
Siu-Po (pretend eunuch) = Rush
Tak-whatshisface-who-got-imprisoned = Emma
Su-hak Zak Ha = Pagus
Ngo-Bai = Hermeien
Chan Kan-Nam = Qubine (*slain*)

Success!

crystalusagi has seen the end of TLR in 40-inch-screen glory. (It is so much better than youtube video.)

Now, step 2: get her to write. >D