Crime at the office

I got the email, below, from coworker I.

subject line: are you...
body: ..the biscuit thief who is demanding £1.75?
If not, then this will baffle you.

( The following email conversation ensued. )

And off he goes. Who is the real kidnapper? Will he fork DE? Will he come back alive? Will the chocolate biscuits be alive???

Last Remnant fanart stuff

( Reposting fanart is bad, but those sites aren't the easiest to navigate if I just gave you the links. So. )

Oh yeah, I'm writing this bit in the fic where David deliberately says something that's extremely cheesy and embarrassing. It's so cheesy and embarrassing that it took ages to make myself type the words, OMG. I don't think that's ever happened before. It is THAT special.

[edit] I............ I'm reading Torgal/Allan fic. In Japanese. This is how desperate I am.