One day, Calo and Galdo decided Locke really needed to get laid. They visited a black alchemist, obtained a suitable brew and added it to Locke's drink.
Then they told (an unknowing) Jean to take Locke to the Guilded Lilies.
Jean and Locke didn't manage to get very far.
The End.
Sequel: Locke's Revenge
Locke added the same brew to the Sanzas' drinks.
Then he got Bug to watch for his moral education.
The End.
THIS IS ALL I CAN MANAGE. Come join me in my fandom instead. T_T
.............really need to stick them into a Firefly universe.