Please find enclosed a bloody knife, which I will use on you should I dislike your response

Everybody else prefer to have Obama, except the Americans?

Been rereading Count Cain and, to my horror, I only have up to volume 12. Must have left the rest in HK. T_T

The estate agent for my previous flat is pissing me off. I'm writing to their head office. If they don't respond in a good way I'm gonna get my workplace's employee assitance programme for legal support.

No, the day isn't getting any better.

And then she said:

giving_ground: And then Yukimura is picked up! Twirled around! And carried off stage left.

..........apologies for the minor interruption. Please return to whatever you were doing.