Writing a story when there is none

Pez: *shakes Niou* What is wrong with you???

Niou: :|.

Pez: Argh!!!

Niou: :|. *has Shaken Niou Syndome* *first symptom starts to show* *becomes Yagyuu* 8|

Pez: *stabs with a spoon*

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TEA AND COFFEE ARE BANNED

1. http://www.teaandcoffeemuseum.co.uk/ has been blocked by work.

2. Work is a drag so I'm ficcing instead. At the moment I feel like I'm writing [Trials of Trust] all over again. Except not. This story is definitely completely different. I'm also being silly in the sense that various half stories in my head are trying to make me cry.

3. ..........I think I need some tea.

What are they referring to?