Mar. 10th, 2006

pez: (HamHam Gang - Pez Says)
1.
The mind boggles when, on the one hand, there are doctors fighting parents in court, with the doc saying the baby should be allowed to die because its quality of life is too poor, whilst the parents want everything possible done to keep the baby alive and on the other hand, there are people with disabling, incurable diseases fighting in court for the right to receive euthanasia and losing, eventually having to travel to foreign land where it is legal, just so that they can die peacefully and in a dignified manner.

(Yes Pez does notice that was one very long sentence. She fails at structure.)

2.
A nursery in Oxfordshire has changed the nursery rhyme from "Baa Baa Black Sheep" to "Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep" because of, you've guessed it, political correctness. What they fail to see is that 1) there is nothing bad sung in the song about the black sheep, it was just giving wool to people. Changing the song suggests being black is a bad thing and that is what's insulting and 2) rainbow has always been used as a symbol to gay freedom, and if they think black sheep was insulting black people, would rainbow sheep not insult homosexuals?

Pez suggests that they change it to "Baa Baa Good Sheep" (since it gave wool to the master, the dame and the little boy, suggesting it is fair and good natured) or "Baa Baa Sheepy Sheep" (just because).

3.
Last month, a teenager in Kent was charged with a fine when heard by police officer to have used the word "fuck" when speaking with his friend on the street, because under our dear Tony, swearing is considered anti-social behaviour. Now Pez wonders how much Gordon Ramsey should be fined - perhaps the number of "fuck" said multiplied by the number of viewer of his TV show, Pez suggests.

(The case against the teenager was later dropped, possibly due to the publicity drawn)

4.
Pictures of Jenson Button is the only reason why Pez would read the sports pages in a newspaper. He makes her little fangirl heart flutter. She will be glued to the telly to watch the first race of this F1 season this weekend.

5.
A man was handed 2 pieces of junk mail by the postman as he left home. He looked at it and thrown it into the bin on the street. 2 weeks later, he was given a fixed penalty of £50 because "street bins are not for domestic refuse". It's the same fine if he threw the junk mail on the ground. Apart from the obvious "WTF", the question that has got to be asked is "did someone see him and report him to the council, or was there a council worker going through street bins?".

Also, can junk mail companies be fined for sending what Pez considers as "industrial waste" to people's homes?

6.
Follow up on the tennis drugging case: father given 8 year jail term after admitting manslaughter.

7.
Of course, the South Dakota abortion ban, aka "in which a state demonstrates that it is run by morons".

Extract and more )

Mark Morford puts it more eloquently than I can: S. Dakoto Slaps Up Its Woman - Another state you should never visit passes an appalling abortion ban, because they hate you

8.
Pez loves you. You guys know who you are. Sorry for angry posts and being a high-maintenance drama queen. And sorry that Pez fails at replying to comments. =_=

9.
Sir! There has been a daylight robbery! Pez has been robbed of her money by JPQueen! This is madness!
pez: (Tenimyu - tennis practice at Seigaku)
I will not ship Shirota/Aiba I will not ship Shirota/Aiba I wiill not ship Shirota/Aiba I will not ship Shirota/Aiba I will not ship Shirota/Aiba I wiill not ship Shirota/Aiba I will not ship Shirota/Aiba I will not ship Shirota/Aiba I wiill not ship Shirota/Aiba I will not ship Shirota/Aiba I will not ship Shirota/Aiba I wiill not ship Shirota/Aiba I will not ship I will not ship I will not ship I will not ship I will not ship I will not ship. BAD PEZ. NO SHIPPING RL PEOPLE. BAD BAD PEZ. RL SHIP = BAD, OF THE BAD KIND.

*whack!*

*ouch*

SOMEBODY STOP ME.
pez: (Fuji & Tezuka - Teh Green Towel)
Extract from PoT!Uni!fic:

公共课都开在周一周二,只有那两天不二的课表是排满的。只是周末玩得痛快的他一到周一就免不了赖床,而手冢向来严谨决不饶恕迟到作风使得他每个礼拜一的清晨都要与不二做一场较量。天冷的时候还可以撤掉不二的棉被做威胁,天气热了之后他就只能直接把本人扔进洗漱间了。不二睡觉喜欢抱着东西,抱了就不撒手,就算被手冢扔进洗漱间里怀中还抱着枕头或是玩偶。于是他偷偷地把枕头用布条固定在床上,然后死死抱住枕头,任手冢怎么扯也拉不开。结果当天晚上他回宿舍,床上所有圆圆软软的东西包括枕头在内全都不翼而飞。取而代之的是冷冰冰硬梆梆的木枕,看得不二哭笑不得只能去找手冢理论。再三协商的结果是手冢把抱枕还他而他要按时睡觉乖乖起床。然而天才是向来不遵守口头的和没必要的合约的。赖床的情况照旧。手冢一怒之下干脆在前一天入住不二宿舍,亲自监督他睡觉起床。于是形成了更为激烈的拉锯战。不二甚至拉来菊丸占床以防手冢领域入侵。只可惜猫咪的抗冻能力太差,在“零视”的威力下乖乖挤到大石宿舍去睡。于是在“周一早起” 这场战争里手冢基本上获得全面胜利,只是不二仍不死心还做着局部抵抗。

HAHAHAHAHAHA XD

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