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You, don't be silly now. I won't say it's not important, but it's not important enough to worry about! Things will sort themselves out in the end.

How about I enable comments for my last post, and you do the same for your recent post?

People always get sad and stuff when I tell them things like that. They get upset so much I feel like I can't tell them anything anymore. So if you don't stop being upset I won't tell you stuff again and I mean it. So stop it already!

I spam. I'm pathetic.

This post exists to solely show off and make people jealous.

( Badly taken picture of my plushies! [67KB] )

More such show off photos coming soon. Hate me.

I was very tired, but after the shower I feel somewhat awake. I think I'm going to lay down on the sofa and plot until I fall asleep, since there is no room on my bed anymore...

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美國,香港,中國大陸三地警員的實力測試

話說, 為了測試美國, 香港, 中國大陸三地警員的實力, 聯合國將三隻白兔放在三個森林中, 看三地警員誰先找出兔子. 任務: 最快搵出白兔子......

第一個進入森林是美國警員, 他們先花整整半天時間開會制定作戰計畫, 嚴格分工, 然後派特種部隊快速進入森林作進行地毯式搜索, 結果開會耽擱了時間, 兔子跑了, 任務失敗!

輪到香港警員, 他們派了一百多人和幾十輛警車在身, 臨森林境外一字排開, 由帶頭人用喇叭喊話:"兔仔, 兔仔, 我地係香港警察, 你已經被包圍了, 快出來投降......半天過去了, 沒動靜. PTU進入森林, 搜索一遍, 沒結果, 任務失敗!

最後是中國公安, 只有四個, 先打了一天麻將, 黃昏時一人拿一警棍進入森林, 沒五分鐘, 聽到森林裏傳來一陣動物的慘叫, 中國警員一人抽著一根煙, 有說有笑的出來, 後面拖著一只鼻青臉腫的熊, 熊奄奄一息的說到:"不要再打了, 我就是兔子......."

It was said that to test the abilities of the American, Hong Kong and China police force, the UN had put 3 rabbits into 3 forests, to see which police force finds the rabbits the quickest. Mission: to catch the rabbit.

The first was the American force. They spent half a day drawing up a battle plan, delegated work, then sent in a special task force to do a thorough search. But the meeting wasted time, the rabbit was gone, mission failed.

And then the HK police, they had over 100 officers and many police cars, and they lined themselves outside the forest. The leader shouts "Bunny, bunny, we are the HK police, you have been completely surrounded, surrender immediately." ...half a day later there was still no response, the PTU (special force) entered the forest, did a search with no results. Mission failed.

Lastly it was the China police, there was only 4 of them. They played mahjong, and at dawn they took a baton each and entered the forest. Not even 5 minutes gone, and sounds of animal's cries were heard. The China police came out with smoking cigarettes and talking and laughing, dragging behind them a rather beaten bear. The bear moaned "stop hitting me, I'm the rabbit...."

(makes more funny sense if you know how the HK and China police work - exactly as described!)

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Me has called estate agents in the area. They all only do sales, not lettings >_< So me asked the person on the phone if he can suggest any agents that do lettings, and he pointed me to this agency and they're supposed to be doing nearly all the lettings in the area.

And that estate agency say they don't have any studio or one bedroom flats.

Of course I don't have to live exactly there, I can live nearby and take the bus or train to work. The thing is, I really have no idea about the local area at all, not to mention the transport, so how can I move?

My sis has suggested that may mean I'll have to stay in London with her until a suitable place comes up for me to move to (and by then hopefully I'd know the local area much better). That means I'll have to commute... that's around 3 hours every day travelling...

*panics* WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOOOOO

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Would anyone be interested in buying ZukaFuji doujinshis by Kain/SCOOP from me?

I've been playing with my cat almost all day and I kept thinking OMG she's so LITTLE! XD (the cats at home are HUGE you see)

Need good fics to read... ;_;