Except the bartender is gay

[pez]

I want TLR space AU.

(Must have watched too much random ST:DS9 reruns on Virgin.)

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[storme]

Rush in a miniskirt! And possibly beehive hairdo!

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Miniskirt approved. Unsure about the hairdo.

Get a move on then, ensign. Cabin boy. Cabin girl. Companion. Whatever you are. XD

[storme]

Wait, I'm not writing this! It was your crack!crossover idea!

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

You're the one who put him in the miniskirt!

[storme]

You're the one who put him IN SPACE!

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

.....................YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S WATCHED ALL THE STAR TREKS AND STAR WARS.

[storme]

I think that would HINDER me, not HELP me write it!

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

EXCUSES.

[storme]

ALWAYS.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

 

[storme]

I DON'T NEED DAVE'S PERMISSION.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

 

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE I CAN. :D

[storme]

CENSORED PONIES! OUTRAGE!

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

All the ponies in the world are now disfigured because you disowned this amazing brainchild of a fic.

[storme]

I did not disown it! I never owned it!

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

That's what they all say.

[storme]

(It is a fun 'verse idea, though, yes, I agree.)

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, maybe a few test ficlets to try out the setting first!

If this doesn't work, we can always put them in Firefly. :P

[storme]

Only if Dave gets to be the Companion. :P

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Oh, but of course. >D Grownup!Qubine is one of his regulars.

[storme]

Rush's eyes would be very, very wide when he realised how popular Dave was.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

And yet poor, poor Rush can't afford Dave's rates. Besides, he isn't important enough to make it to Dave's client list, woe.

[storme]

Dave will have to cut him a special deal. Or take him on as a trainee.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Oh, Rush. Silly Rush. You could always try to be his BOYFRIEND.

[storme]

But Rush doesn't know if Dave is allowed a boyfriend!

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Sigh. Did you even ask, Rush?

[storme]

Rush asked Emma! But Emma was all 'don't hurt the Companion or I will be angry!' and Rush was scared.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Has Emma single-handedly ruined the happiness of those boys?

[storme]

Time for Torgal the Matchmaker!

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Torgal: *locks them in one room* The lock is broken! I will get it fixed once we land on the next planet! The next planet is 5 days away!

[storme]

:D

'We will post food under the door! And lots of alcohol if necessary!'

'and if you need.. other things, just wave Rush's flag under the door.' >P

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Torgal: *gets Pagus to cook up food that has lots of protein*

[storme]

Rush: 'Dave, why is everything designed to be eaten as finger food?'