Just more sovani-shaped and without the pointy hair

[pez]

Oh.

OH!

I have discovered the quickest way to describe what Allan from TLR is like!

HE IS LIKE HIEI. OR VEGETA.

Still no Allan icon. Admire Torgal instead.

I wonder if sovanis get underarm hair. *stares*

Comments

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

Dude. That is because I am broken. D:

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah, WHATEVER.

Torgal still owns.

btw, did you know that Unni is the Master of Frog Sex?

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

...what.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Srsly. She's got the letters MFs behind her name.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

....:|

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if she knows anything about duck sex, unfortunately.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

GOOD.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

.............sorry, I was wrong.

[solaas.livejournal.com]

Bird sex is cloaca against cloaca, anal sex, in other words. Only without the penetration, because it's, well, two anuses against each other and I'm sure Sir David Attenborogh has filmed it more than once! 8D

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

I clearly spoke too soon.

[solaas.livejournal.com]

♥

Also, being a vetling, you would know all of the above AND MORE! I AM SURE OF IT!

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

I'll start talking about penis bones again if you're not careful. ♥

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Niou: *perks up* Boner?

[solaas.livejournal.com]

Kaidou: Ssssnake boner! *thwop*

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't it be "bonerrrrr snake"?

[solaas.livejournal.com]

Don't confuse trouser snakes and snake boners! 8)

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

Because snake boners spend most of their time, well, everted.

(Yes, let's see how many times we can work 'everted hemipenes' into casual conversation today....)

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

*points* Liz, look! I'm not the one who's interested in and know all about furries and snakies and froggies and whatever, etc! XD

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

Hey now! I never said that my knowledge of reptile reproductive systems translated into your knowledge of furry pr0n. XD

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

Yes indeed.

Reptiles are not even furry, for a start!

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

You were the one talking about cats.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

The cat baculum has hooks on it. Ever wondered why mating cats sound like they're being murdered? Wonder no more.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

That's why there are no female sovanis.

[solaas.livejournal.com]

Ooo, I didn't know that! I'd heard about how wolves stick together for a while, but not that felines had....tricks! :D