Even my fics are sentient

[pez]

On giving my fic a title...

Liz: *narrows eyes at story* why are you so awkward

Pez: because it sucks

Liz: just title yourself damn it!

Fic: \:D/

Liz: >|

Fic: >> *sucks*

Liz: YOU DON'T SUCK BUT TRYING TO TITLE YOU DOES. >|

Pez: How about "A Tale That Proves David Nassau Is Not An Eunuch But Is A [spoiler]"?

Liz: XDDD "so he may eventually be a eunuch after all yay"

Pez: "except rocks fell so he can't [spoiler] anymore"


(What Fic has not yet realised, I think, is that unless it has a title, it'll never see the light of day. Or maybe Fic is just shy?)