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Hmmm. My hair shouldn't have turned out this dark. This is now darker than my natural colour...

Random: I don't like having a tan. I like being a pasty bastard. Damn, what's the quickest way to get rid of a tan?

Attempt to salvage writing by adding kinkyness to provide distraction from the fail = failure. Woe. (Fic is now called "Viking Cheese" on Google Docs, Sarah.)

Work and internet are both very quiet today...

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It's hard as an Asian in Southern California, leaving one stuck between the two polar opposites of "pale is richer better. the end. :|" and "GLAMOROUS TANNED MOVIE STAR *_________*", OTL.

Eh, I suppose it kind of makes me a little indifferent to the whole deal, but there are occasions when I feel skin-color-confused and go, "Why am I not pale/dark enoooooouuuuuuuuugh? DDDDDD'X" I tan too easily, and when/if I'm pale, I just look unhealthy, orz.

But yes. Clearly, the best way would be to LOCK YOURSELF IN A BASEMENT FOR A YEAR WITH ONLY THE LIGHT OF YOUR COMPUTER TO ILLUMINATE SAID ROOM. 8Db