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[pez]

Back from outside. Tired now.

If you want stuff about LJ/6A vs Fandom, you won't find it here. But reading the threads, I saw this (not fandom related) and had to reply, because it's just so naive and moronic. Took a long time to construct a reply that doesn't consist of the words "are you fucking kidding me?"

Anything interesting lately? Good fic? Pr0n? Photos? (non-LJ) Wank?

Comments

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

YES! I HAVE NEWS! I HAD A SHORTBREAD COOKIE PRETENDING TO BE A BISCUIT AT PANERA TODAY! IT WAS AWFUL! IT WAS NOT BISCUIT-Y!

(And I am tired, because I went to a funeral yesterday, then to a celebratory party that night in the deceased's honor. I did two shots of Patron tequila in the deceased's honor. She was a great lady.)

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

......biscuit that is not biscuity is CRIMINAL. It has to be PUNISHED. XO

(Party's good. I hope people'll have a party in my honour when my time comes...)

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

It was EVIL! I need CONSOLING! D:

(I will have a party for you!!! Not that I'm advocating you, you know, DIE, but... XD)

Oh! Did you get package-y goodness? The USPS website said they'd attempted delivery to you twice?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I haven't got the package! I didn't even get a card or note saying they tried to deliver! Shit... gonna go check what I can do now...

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

Just emailed tracking # to you.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Got it - I arranged for it to be redelivered to my local post office instead. The EMS delivery in this country is so messed up you wouldn't believe.

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

. . .

And it wasn't at your local post office to begin with? English PO system, you fail. XD

(Not that ours is always much better, but, for example, when I was out yesterday at the funeral, postman had a box for me. Rather than leave a slip so I had to go to the post office, he wrote me a note with his cell number to call him when I got back. Probably not company policy, but he really made my day.)

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

EMS items are delivered by Parcel Force, not Royal Mail. And Parcel Force is suckage. They're known to PRETEND they tried to deliver the parcel. Because they're lazy bastards who'd rather make you go to their depots (usually in the middle of nowhere) to fetch it yourself. And they have strict opening hours so that you can't get them outside office hours, because, you know, if you were at work so that you couldn't receive the parcel at home, you're not allowed to get the parcel yourself outside work hours, neither.