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盜兄身份女扮男年半 偷竊被判始揭發 - 十六歲少女涉盜用胞兄身份證，獲聘售貨員，其後偷竊被檢控上庭，完程騙過警員、法官等，案件審結仍未揭發其女兒身，直至輾轉之下才揭發其身份...

Woman jailed for testicle attack - A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison...