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Various theories on why Kanesaki never appears in blog photos

1. He scares the rest of the cast too much

Kanesaki: *walks into room*

Rest of cast: Oh noes, big muscly man! *cower together in corner and wibble collectively*

2. He is scared of the rest of the cast

Rest of cast: *mucking around backstage*

Kanesaki: *arrives*

Rest of cast: *squee* Kane-chan! *fly-glomp the manly man!*

Kanesaki: *omg they're all gay* *is afraid* *why is my manager putting me through this ;_;* *backs out the door, closes it*

Rest of cast: *land face-flat on door*

3. He's too busy (version A)

Masei: Kinniku! Let's take a photo!

Kanesaki: *smexing with Ouji* I'm busy.

Masei: ..... *gets Minami instead*

[later]

Ono: Kanesaki, let's take a photo!

Kanesaki: *topping Minami* I'm busy.

Ono: D:

Ouji: I'll take one with you~

Ono: :D!

4. He's too busy (version B)

Masa: Oi Kinnik-

*sounds of handcuffs*

Masa: Hey Minami, want to take a pic with me? Ouji's busy with Kinniku.

Minami: Sure. ^^

[later]

Ouji: *walks around all Ouji-like*

Masa: Oh! Maybe Kinniku's free now-

Ouji: Oh, no, I've lent the cuffs to Kei-chan... *sounds of (Yukimura's sick) bed creaking and handcuffs rattling*

Masa: Nevermind. Wanna take a pic with me?

Ouji: Why not? ^_^

Masa: *snaps a pic* Will Kinniku be able to dance tomorrow?

Ouji: The audience don't expect Sanada to dance well anyway. ^^

Masa: True. XD

I'M ONLY KIDDING DON'T KILL ME.

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