Once upon a time, there was a boy named Tezuka Kunimitsu. Tezuka was brilliant at tennis, unable to be surpassed by anyone, but as the universe requires balance, he was rather unbrilliant at social situations, able to be surpassed by everyone.
Tezuka also was unable to say no when Atobe Keigo invited him to a party, despite what happened the last time (involving a toilet seat and one Mukahi Gakuto). So, as Atobe flitted around the room dazzling his guests, Tezuka stood quietly to one side. His drink this time had come from one Ohtori Choutarou, possibly the most trustworthy person on the Hyoutei team, and thus he felt safe in drinking it. And perhaps even wandering about and talking to people.
No one is sure just what happened, or can reconstruct the precise order of events, but a rather large scene erupted some time later where Mukahi Gakuto, who still had not forgiven Tezuka for the toilet seat incident came storming back into the room, followed by Tezuka. In a loud, shrill voice, Mukahi announced that no matter how flexible he was, it was just weird that Tezuka's idea of having sex was trying to put his hoohoodilly (not actual language used, but for the sake of the censors we must tone it down) in Mukahi's belly button.
Everyone turned. And stared.
Tezuka gracefully died on the spot. It seemed the only dignified thing to do.
The End.
Moral of the story: Even if Ohtori Choutarou gives you the drink, chances are Oshitari Yuushi made it.
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Date: 2006-09-27 08:30 pm (UTC)Tezuka also was unable to say no when Atobe Keigo invited him to a party, despite what happened the last time (involving a toilet seat and one Mukahi Gakuto). So, as Atobe flitted around the room dazzling his guests, Tezuka stood quietly to one side. His drink this time had come from one Ohtori Choutarou, possibly the most trustworthy person on the Hyoutei team, and thus he felt safe in drinking it. And perhaps even wandering about and talking to people.
No one is sure just what happened, or can reconstruct the precise order of events, but a rather large scene erupted some time later where Mukahi Gakuto, who still had not forgiven Tezuka for the toilet seat incident came storming back into the room, followed by Tezuka. In a loud, shrill voice, Mukahi announced that no matter how flexible he was, it was just weird that Tezuka's idea of having sex was trying to put his hoohoodilly (not actual language used, but for the sake of the censors we must tone it down) in Mukahi's belly button.
Everyone turned. And stared.
Tezuka gracefully died on the spot. It seemed the only dignified thing to do.
The End.
Moral of the story: Even if Ohtori Choutarou gives you the drink, chances are Oshitari Yuushi made it.
zomg Tez plz do not keel me