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Jul. 18th, 2006 09:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pezOne day, the organs on a person's body began debating who the boss should be.
Head said, "I am the ruler of the whole body and the one who makes all the plans, so I should be the boss."
Hand said, "Without me, all your plans'd be useless, so I should be the boss."
Heart said, "If I stop beating, we'd all be dead, so I should be the boss."
At this moment, a quiet voice came from down below. Anus said, "I should be the boss." Head, Hand and Heart started laughing. Anus got upset and so closed itself up.
Not soon after, Head started feeling dizzy and sick, Hand was getting cramps and Heart was beating fast and irregularly. When they couldn't stand it anymore, they surrendered to anus and begged it to resume its work, in exchange of being called the boss.
The moral of the story: to be the boss, you don't need to use your head, don't need to do any work, and don't need to use your heart. Just be an asshole.
Head said, "I am the ruler of the whole body and the one who makes all the plans, so I should be the boss."
Hand said, "Without me, all your plans'd be useless, so I should be the boss."
Heart said, "If I stop beating, we'd all be dead, so I should be the boss."
At this moment, a quiet voice came from down below. Anus said, "I should be the boss." Head, Hand and Heart started laughing. Anus got upset and so closed itself up.
Not soon after, Head started feeling dizzy and sick, Hand was getting cramps and Heart was beating fast and irregularly. When they couldn't stand it anymore, they surrendered to anus and begged it to resume its work, in exchange of being called the boss.
The moral of the story: to be the boss, you don't need to use your head, don't need to do any work, and don't need to use your heart. Just be an asshole.
