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[pez]

Pez =version 1.07beta= Specifications Output: Fanfiction and fanart. [Currently at irregular intervals. Software patch is in development stage.] Powered by: Lucozade Orange, Shirota Yuu and ZukaFujiZuka pr0n. Safety warning: 1) Crack is a by-product of the Pez's normal output of fanfiction and fanart. Depending on its level of intensity, this by-product may be harmful and should not be consumed in large amounts. 2) Where malfuction is suspected, user is advised to give the Pez a hard hit on the head to check if maintenance is required. 3) The Pez has been built to resist wankage, but it is known that a fault occasionally developes which reduces this resistance. It is known that this fault is linked with the Pez's surrounding environment. Wank can cause unusual effects in the Pez not intended by the manufacturer and the user is reminded that the manufacturer is not responsible for these effects. Interested buyers please bid here, naming your price and what you would like the Pez to perform. The management will respond to your bid as soon as possible.