Chinese English ("I'd like a fuck to fry the cow river, please.")

[pez]

You've got to be kidding me.

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Comments

[quatorze.livejournal.com]

My reaction exactly... surely these can't be for real??!

slippery chicken in mushroom gruel

AAAAHHHAHA! This is just too much! XD *falls over*

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

I'd like some French privates, please.

And here I thought nothing badly translated could make me laugh anymore...

[mushrooms.livejournal.com]

Oh.
Dear.
God.

[sharona1x2.livejournal.com]

I'm laughing so hard, I've got tears in my eyes. Butter many privates! ^_____^

[kamikazefish.livejournal.com]

It sounds like secret agent code! XD

Agent X: The star state fries the rice.
Agent Z: Indeed, and the pig picks the elder brother a cloth.
*Secret document exchange*
Agent X: Thanks. France many privates. *leaves*

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

....*collapses*

[lina-lau.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[quatorze.livejournal.com]

Oh gods, I'm laughing so hard I might've broken something... *wipes eyes*