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Hmmm. My hair shouldn't have turned out this dark. This is now darker than my natural colour...

Random: I don't like having a tan. I like being a pasty bastard. Damn, what's the quickest way to get rid of a tan?

Attempt to salvage writing by adding kinkyness to provide distraction from the fail = failure. Woe. (Fic is now called "Viking Cheese" on Google Docs, Sarah.)

Work and internet are both very quiet today...

O_O

Orgasm at the touch of a button?

Green soybean

Do you remember the Puchi Puchi, the Japanese-made bubble-wrap toy?

Meet the Edamame.

Ad/theme song.

And now watch someone play with it.

I don't know about you, but this feels to me like watching some guy jerk off. In a very unerotic manner. WTH.