Remember: don't plead guilty

Remember the man who got placed on the Sex Offenders Register for simulating sex with a bike?

"This case should not prevent people who want to engage in this sort of activity doing so..."

No more D:

These were (Portuguese style) custard tarts.

But they are no more.

They have ceased to exist.

They are ex-custard tarts.

The custard tarts have passed away. Moved on. Gone to meet their makers. Their makers enjoyed them.

And so, these custard tarts are no more.