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Schu: *puts on an Eminem CD*
Me: Nooooo Schu~~~ *pulls hair out* I'm trying to do my coursework here!
Schu: *turns it on louder*
Me: *grrr* What do you want, asshole?
Schu: *puts palms on table and leans on it* B-l-i-n-d-e-d. *sexy grin*
Me: Patience is a virtue, Shurudehi. *switches off music* There won't be any lemon in that anyway, so what's the hurry?
Schu: Blinded. Now. *music on*
Me: *music off*
Schu: *on*
Me: *off*

[... and so on, until a few minutes later]

Me: ARGH!!!! *writes a quick ficlet where Schu is turned into a SD-chibi*
Schu: *starts to shrink* You... YOU BITCH!!! >_<
Me: *holds Schu up* Now your arms are too short to touch my HiFi!
Chibi-Schu: *kicks and screams* BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH FUCKING BITCH!!!
Me: *marches into Brad's room* Here, take care of it. *throws Chibi-Schu inside*
Brad: *looks up from his book* *sigh* Sometimes I wonder why I put up with this shit.
Me: Because. *grin*
Chibi-Schu: Brad~~~~ YS' being mean!!! T_T
Brad: *puts Chibi-Schu on his lap and continues to read*
Chibi-Schu: *suddenly finds the situation not so bad* *nuzzle nuzzle*
Me: Brad, keep him quiet, otherwise I'll write a yaoi fic of you and Takatori Masafumi.
Brad: *goes blue*

And now I shall go back to work. *sigh*

Hahahahahaha XD XD XD

*getting out this morning to weigh stuff for the mail*

*at the door, sees a suspicious Amazon package*

......? It's for me! *_*

WAIIIII!!! THANKS hankko!!!

*now finally has DVD of Pirates of the Caribbean* XD XD XD