Breaking the ice (pffft) *ducks*

[pez]

Online dating soars as temperatures plunge

IllicitEncounters.com - a website which provides a platform for married people to conduct affairs - says it gained a record number of new members on Wednesday, with the majority coming from areas of the country worst hit by the extreme weather, including Hampshire, Berkshire, and the wider West Country.

1. IllicitEncounters.com. IllicitEncounters.com! DUDE.

2. If you're stuck at home, then presumably your partner is also stuck at home. Because that's what being stuck means, you can't get out, generally there is no reason for one person to be able to go out and the other not. So how do you conduct online affairs with your partner also at home? Well, I guess you can, but...

Comments

[t0k0.livejournal.com]

the internet never ceases to amaze me.

[potter.livejournal.com]

I hate Illicit Encounters. I don't see why people should be encouraged to be cowardly inconsiderate arseholes.

[animegoil.livejournal.com]

...wtf. That really really bothers me. I can't believe someone is making dkfjakwda, i can't even put it down into words. Guh. ... there goes my faith in humanity.

[crystalusagi.livejournal.com]

Huh. Wow.

[dori-san.livejournal.com]

I guess it is because you're stuck home with your "loved one" that you suddenly realize that you should have an affair, and since you can't go out, you go check the internet for help with finding somebody to engage in such extramarital business.

Seriously, like my parents always said, the secret to a long marriage is to not interact much with your partner, else you'll realize you need a divorce.