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*cnort*
On a lighter note, so who's going to write that fanfic with all the fandom cliches, penile euphemisms etc?
I still can't get over the fact that coral tower = eel = shellfish = kingly staff...
......Fuji parts Tezuka's globes gently and then penetrates him with his eel.
Eel. Ewwwww. XD
(would that have anything to do with the fact that Tezuka's favourite food is "eel tea"?)
I still can't get over the fact that coral tower = eel = shellfish = kingly staff...
......Fuji parts Tezuka's globes gently and then penetrates him with his eel.
Eel. Ewwwww. XD
(would that have anything to do with the fact that Tezuka's favourite food is "eel tea"?)
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Myself, I prefer the Jadestalk. XD
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One word. Ewww.
Possibly as much for the couple as for the... situation. <_<
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8-|
But man, that story was AWFUL. It's supposedly a classic, so I kept reading it, waiting for soemthing grand to happen, but oh, the image still makes me writhe in utter agony. (As for the pairing, my tastes usually run to the dark, nasty, angsty and very AU, and Snarry gives wonderful dark and nasty at the very least.)
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Snarry does indeed give dark, nasty and AU. Angsty too, I suppose, assuming on of them is in TruMadLuv, but I can hardly see that. Then again, AU can usually allow most pairings
like assuming Snape went to Durmstrang and never met James, he could possibly consider Harry as something more than his evil father's son.no subject
Sorry Yuki, will stop spamming you now.
And Drae? Tagtagtag. TAG. Gimme Tag.
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Me too. <_< Yes, yes...
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But Snape is so going to die anyway. >_
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Also - if you haven't already, you must read A Song of Ice and Fire by G. R. R. Martin. Best fantasy out there EVER. Kills a main char every few hundred pages or so, and every time, you want to kill and maim the fucking author for doing so. This man has an ability to write in greys that is bloody uncanny.
(And Snape will not die. Not sure Harry will, either.)
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And of course, it's a great exercise of our powers of deduction.
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Yuki, think Alan Rickman as an evil teacher who hates the innocent *cough*innocentmyass*cough* boy because boy's father played evil jokes on now-grown-up-teacher when he was a geeky kid. And now gets his revenge (nasty, nasty evil teacher) on the son.
And now think snake-penetration-sex.
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... I should lay off the vodka, shouldn't I?
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cumpina colada when we were in Tine's place!no subject
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...
(YES you should stop Vodka. Vodka be baaaaaaaaaaaaaad. It makes you say silly things.)
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*runs off to read tag*
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SHRIEKING echoes through empty flat.
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*obviously, I did NOT sleep enough last night*
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It's a magic wand with sparkly stuff coming outta it!
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I have to say, though, I think the worst (or best, depending on POV) euphemism is one I didn't share yesterday. It was, and I quote,
"semi-erect pleasure wand"
Which makes me wonder if it's got a floor attachment and can clean my couch cushions.
And, er, if it's only semi-erect, someone's not doing their job, yo.
*flings sparkly stuff at Pez*
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...I'm not sure if I want that sparkly stuff flung at me... is it from a magic wand, or from like, a MAGIC WAND? XD
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"Fuji, what on earth is in your pants?"
"An eel, Tezuka, and it's happy to see you." ^_^
"No, really... What's in your--AIIIEEE!"
....^_^.
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