Butbutbut it'll be so cooooooool~~~ imagine all the flying daggers / wine cups / things! And teh fighting, teh learning new skills, and teh SLASH, dude. Teh slaaaaash~
I should call the abuse line for the overuse of "teh" in your comment. XDDDDDDDDDD
... it would be... interesting. XD; *is totally seeing Tez flying through bamboo forests and things* And the really sad part is, I can actually see this happening in the anime... xDDDDDDDDDDDD
Tezuka = Wise monk who still has hair unlike Tachibana. With his surpreme enlightenment and spiritual fighting style (named ZERO SHIKI and ZZZ: ZUKAZEN ZONE), he takes on only the most talented disciples, students who are willing to take on his vigorous training.
Enter Fuji: Master of Feng and Shui so we call him FENGSHUI*. Will he be the one who breaks Tezuka's cold calm with his seductive nature? Only time will tell. Mada mada dane.
*I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. XD. Oh, and sorry for crappy HTML skills. T_T
To become Tezuka's student, one must pass through 3 gates of hardships. The HIGUMA OTOSHI, the TSUBAME GAESHI and the HAKUGEI. Even though FENGSHUI is already a master of his own, his determination to meet this legendary un-hairless Tezuka makes him challenge the three gates. During the journey, he receives the spiritual enlightenment intended by Tezuka to his most sincere prospective student and learns the DISAPPEARING SERVE, which MAKES YOUR BALLS DISAPPEAR. *ahem*
When FengShui gets to the Wise Monk's lair, he gleefully lifts up his cheungsam and says LOOK, I HAVE NO BALLS. Tezuka is delighted and accepts him as his student.
I CAN NOT DIE. SEE. I KNOW THE WAYS OF ZZZ. *SHOTSHOTSHOT*
A few months later, NINJA JIROU attempts to learn the DISAPPEARING SERVE because, fosho', he needs to get rid of his balls in order to prove his worth to the Genius Marui. However, because the Genius Marui had been going around boasting that his enlightenment powers pwn Tezuka's ZZZ ass, NINJA JIROU, recieving a form of spiritual punishment, falls asleep right after he achieves DISAPPEARING SERVE. The balls bounce around the cave and crash into his skull. NINJA JIROU gets amnesia.
Genius Marui: What the hell? I thought this was Wuxia!PoT, not Chinese-Drama!PoT.
FENGSHUI cuckles darkly in the corner where he has been watching. NINJA JIROU's amnesia wasn't his fault. Go out of his way to protect his ShiFu's interests? Of course not. Ha. Ha. ...hah.
Meanwhile, the Supreme Goddess Yukimura is not pleased...
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I should call the abuse line for the overuse of "teh" in your comment. XDDDDDDDDDD... it would be... interesting. XD; *is totally seeing Tez flying through bamboo forests and things*
And the really sad part is, I can actually see this happening in the anime... xDDDDDDDDDDDDno subject
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....or he can be a herb that cures some special poison >_>
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And nuuuu, I have enough on my plate with UtE and the DNBuriPoT x-over. XD
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TEZUKA = WISE
OLDMAN WITHFAKEEYEBROWSJirou = fails as a ninja
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WuXia!Slash = WORLD DOMINATIONNNNNN~
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unlike Tachibana. With his surpreme enlightenment and spiritual fighting style (named ZERO SHIKI and ZZZ: ZUKAZEN ZONE), he takes on only the most talented disciples, students who are willing to take on his vigorous training.Enter Fuji: Master of Feng and Shui so we call him FENGSHUI*. Will he be the one who breaks Tezuka's cold calm with his seductive nature? Only time will tell.
Mada mada dane.*I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. XD. Oh, and sorry for crappy HTML skills. T_T
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TRACY, I LOVE YOU, BUT PLEASE DIE.
To become Tezuka's student, one must pass through 3 gates of hardships. The HIGUMA OTOSHI, the TSUBAME GAESHI and the HAKUGEI. Even though FENGSHUI is already a master of his own, his determination to meet this legendary un-hairless Tezuka makes him challenge the three gates. During the journey, he receives the spiritual enlightenment intended by Tezuka to his most sincere prospective student and learns the DISAPPEARING SERVE, which MAKES YOUR BALLS DISAPPEAR. *ahem*
When FengShui gets to the Wise Monk's lair, he gleefully lifts up his cheungsam and says LOOK, I HAVE NO BALLS. Tezuka is delighted and accepts him as his student.
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That reminds me of this. Well, the gates, anyway. |Dno subject
SEE. I KNOW THE WAYS OF ZZZ.*SHOTSHOTSHOT*A few months later, NINJA JIROU attempts to learn the DISAPPEARING SERVE because, fosho', he needs to get rid of his balls in order to prove his worth to the Genius Marui. However, because the Genius Marui had been going around boasting that his enlightenment powers pwn Tezuka's ZZZ ass, NINJA JIROU, recieving a form of spiritual punishment, falls asleep right after he achieves DISAPPEARING SERVE. The balls bounce around the cave and crash into his skull. NINJA JIROU gets amnesia.
Genius Marui: What the hell? I thought this was Wuxia!PoT, not Chinese-Drama!PoT.
FENGSHUI cuckles darkly in the corner where he has been watching. NINJA JIROU's amnesia wasn't his fault. Go out of his way to protect his ShiFu's interests? Of course not. Ha. Ha. ...hah.
Meanwhile, the Supreme God
dessYukimura is not pleased...no subject
however. the costumes would be nifty ;D