Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

[pez]

I was educated on Fry & Laurie yesterday. :D

Search for brown string failed today. Shall go to nearby Dunelm Mill and DIY store tonight.

It seems like dystopiarcadia has been well and truly bitten by the TLR bug. Success!

I wonder when they last hoovered the carpet here at the office. Why is it that when I'm here my nose gets worse? The air con isn't even on. I'm allergic to work! Help me!

In chat this morning:
me: bet they hadn't hoovered the carpet since January or something
I console myself by writing David giving Torgal a royal telling off
(I wanted to say bollocking but that might lead to misunderstanding)

Comments

[storme]

Hmm, can you find white string? Soaking it in black tea will dye it a reasonable brown if so.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

That's a good idea! I did see white string... maybe I'll get that if I can't find brown ones tonight. Thanks. :)

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

An education everyone needs, clearly! :D

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I feel more British everyday. XD

[scribblemoose]

We get brown string from B&Q and garden centres. Notably in garden sections, not DIY sections, if that helps any...

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see! I'll take a look. I don't really have a garden centre nearby, but they do sell garden-y things...