SanaNiou?

[pez]

Got wiser and took sharpie's advice about password protecting my RapidLeech folder. Whee!

I'm going to Town of Evil this afternoon. This probably means I can't go to the post office... or I should take lunch early... although I got to work at 9:45 today...... *cough*

And uh, now for the main point of this post. Dear Flist, I challenge you all to write SanaNiou.


Once upon a time there was a Sanada Genichirou and a Niou Masaharu.

They had a lot of sex.

[The end]

Hmmmm, maybe I should try a haiku next.


Oh wow, apparently I'm now worth £36.93/hr, not including VAT. I should charge rail companies that every time they delay my journey.

Comments

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

You know, when I saw your challenge I thought to contribute. And then I clicked on the cut and you'd already written the only viable idea I had. *sighs*

You're worth quite a lot of money. Now I'm going to feel guilty hogging your time that week-end O_O. Speaking of which, I'm not sure about the planning, but would there be an opportunity to go to that restaurant you mentioned? :3

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

What can I say, great minds think alike!

XDDDDD

About the restaurant, we could see how it'll fit into the schedule and I could call and see if booking is necessary?

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

And obviously my deep knowledge of the inner workings of these boys' minds comes into play, too. >_>

That would be cool. My treat. :)

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time Sanada decided to walk to the park. There was a boy there already. His name was Niou. They made out against a tree. They got bit by May Flies. Sanada offered to itch Niou's back. He did...naked...in his room...after they had hot, stinky, monkey sex.

The end.

Omg. Omg. I just read the best Tezuka/Fuji fic evar in my entire life!!!

Author: Kawaii Saku-chan Grrl

Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Published: 01-10-07 - Updated: 01-10-07 - Complete id:3335264


The Best TezuFuji Fic Evar by: Kawaii Saku-chan Grrl

Tezuka Kunimitsu's mother was a direct decendent of Hitler. Tezuka didn't find out until the night she tried to poison him because he was a homo. his valiant boyfriend Fuji Shuuske saved him from his mean mom, and they went to live in a beutiful house in Canada with there mpreg baby, who is known as youtube's Angry German Kid.

owari

an: lol yoai is ghei


Ff.net has teh best fic evar.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Oh.

OW.

IT HURTSES US!!!!!!

It's a place of amusement and horror, which I dare not visit...........

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

IT HURTSES US!!!!!!

Which one? Hers or mine?

XD

Sooo true.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Sanada's, which is too big for Niou Hers, of course!

Sometimes reading the fic summaries there is already too much.

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

I don't know why I go there or Aff.net, because there's pain. PAIN, I tell you. PAIN. For my ship. Pity for other's ships. AND FEAR. COLD, GRIPPING FEAR.

haha. Must be a masochist.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

STOP DOING THIS TO YOURSELF. T_T

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

reading bad zukafuji fic is like...reading any zukafuji fic...for the most part...in most places...by most people...mostly...

[mushrooms.livejournal.com]

..........that is an awesome AWESOME fic summary. Srsly. It's so good you don't even need to click on the fic itself to have your brain seared right out your eye sockets.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Actually, have just searched ff.net *cringe*, that is the actual story. The summary of it was "A STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING."

[mushrooms.livejournal.com]

................

I feel happy.

Oh so happy.

So happy and broken and pained.

in case you ever want the link

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3335264/1/

I don't, not really. 8D

[mushrooms.livejournal.com]

Thankew. ._.

But I bet you're clicking on it anyway

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

You're welcome ♥

So not. XD Work is already breaking my brain.

[mushrooms.livejournal.com]

♥ ♥

I r haiku mastarh.

Re: in case you ever want the link

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

I'd say it's a hoax, but I skimmed over the other fic from that person.

It burns.

Re: in case you ever want the link

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I think she was trying to mock bad fic (seeing how she called it the best fic evar), but didn't realise her own writing isn't that much better...

Re: in case you ever want the link

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Trying to mock yaoi, maybe. Badfic? Can anyone truly be so blind? ;_;

The upside of this is: I just found an old bit of a Yuuta/Ann fic I planned on writing something like three years ago, and it was definitely better than that. Oh, so much better.

Re: in case you ever want the link

[shiroibara.livejournal.com]

Yuuta/Ann? *perks up* That has been one of my semi-secret ships for YEARS. ♥

Re: in case you ever want the link

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

THEY SO BELONG TOGETHER.

Er, yes. Sadly, I've suffered two hard drive crashes since that time, so the carefully crafted plots have not survived. And what little I had actually written and saved on LJ would be enough to throw anyone off het forever and ever. >_>

But who knows. If I'm falling back in the fandom, might as well go out with a bang. XD

Re: in case you ever want the link

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

TENNIS HAMMY FTW!

Re: in case you ever want the link

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

SOME THINGS ARE FOREVER.

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

Uh, that was the actual entirety of the fic. For reals. That's what they posted. All seventy-three words of that mind-numbing goodness.

[mushrooms.livejournal.com]

..............

I am speechless with ... awe.

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

Thus giving us the ultimate proof that length isn't a condition to quality.

I go spork my eyes out now.

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

*pets your eyes if it wouldn't likely hurt*

I BRINGETH A HAIKU.

[mushrooms.livejournal.com]

Niou and Gen-chan
Sitting in a tree, ess em
Ee ex eye ehn gee.

Re: I BRINGETH A HAIKU.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

hjfhsfhsjkfshafshdalfkas!!!!!!

OMG.

BEST. HAIKU. EVAR.

*crowns you poet laureate* ♥

Re: I BRINGETH A HAIKU.

[mushrooms.livejournal.com]

*WINNAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reposoir.livejournal.com]

Sanada comes hard
When Niou is up his ass
Tennis? What tennis?

There. A haiku for you.

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

Brilliant, that is. Brilliant.

[reposoir.livejournal.com]

I am crying inside for both of them.

-___________-

Yagyuu says: "Why him?
Why not me, you stupid dick?"
"Gen gives better head."

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA Poor Yagyuu/Niou. *giggles*

[reposoir.livejournal.com]

I want to go and console myself with hardcore fluffy D1 now.

Sanada's face falls
Niou bent over a bench
Yagyuu's muscles strain

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

there's always redemption in anything. Even Haiku love triangles.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't bother consoling yourself. I mean, I'm gonna be showing you SanaNiou very soon!

(safdjkajsklasa YOU WIN AT HAIKU.)

[reposoir.livejournal.com]

Niou loves Yagyuu! Wah! Not Sanada! I swear!

Proof:

His dreams become more vivid at night. His knees hurt from growing pains, all the time, but only in his bed does he bother to notice them. His wrists don’t ache as much now. Niou doesn’t get used to the weights, not exactly, but he does stop thinking about the black neoprene that seems permanently moulded to his skin by now.

Sometimes, they feel more real than tennis does when he is awake. He and Yagyuu go to sushi joints. Yagyuu orders sashimi, strips of eel and blood-red tuna. Niou rubs his foot along Yagyuu’s angle, feeling the fabric of Yagyuu’s pants ride up on his calf.

“Niou-kun,” Yagyuu says. “Do you want to play?” Yagyuu takes a slice of tuna with his chopsticks, dropping it down his throat. He licks his lips like Kirihara and his glasses shine, rose-tinted. He chuckles, his low laugh like those of the yakuza in movies.

Niou is hard. He wiggles in his seat, hoping Yagyuu doesn’t notice.

“Are you hard?” Yagyuu asks. He always knows in Niou’s dreams. He can’t escape Yagyuu’s small smirks. He can’t escape that stare, when Yagyuu’s glasses slide down his nose, and then he strikes, faster than his laser beam.

Niou is pinned to the wall of the sushi joint. No one pays notices the dishes shattering on the floor when Yagyuu climbs up on the table, crawling to Niou, licking his lips. “Is this what you want, Niou-kun? To suck c-”

Yes, Yagyuu. Yes he does want that.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

*resists temptation to replace YAGYUU with SANADA and the megane with the baseball cap*

(D1 belong to each other, but sometimes I just can't resist being a rebel.)

[reposoir.livejournal.com]

Occasionally I get bizarro hankerings for SanaKiri, but then I remember a) how wrong that is and b) how much Yanagi would cry, and then I scrub my mind clean again. ;)

[muzivitch.livejournal.com]

Sanada agreed with Yukimura that dealing with Niou required more creativity than the rest of the team, but he didn't really understand how he'd ended up naked.

:D

Congratulations on the raise and being worth a hella lot more than me. :D

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

*grin* I like your subtlty. All the other entries above have been very blunt with the sex. XD

XD Thanks! (now, if only the company'd pay me exactly how much they charge the clients for my time......)

[muzivitch.livejournal.com]

I noticed that. :D

Seriously, I could live a lot more nicely on the $90 clients get charged for research than on what I actually get paid