Well, she's the one who reads stuff on ff.net...

[pez]

Pez: *randomly kneads Storme's shoulders*

Storme: Ahhhhhhh *flops*

Pez: What, is it that bad?

Storme: No no no it's the kind of pain that mean it's going to feel good later. I didn't realise how tight my muscles were until you dug your fingers in me.

Pez: ..........................that sounds like bad gay porn.

Comments

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Oh, my bad. From now on I will be careful with what I say to or do with you, as not to contaminate your innocence.

You may use the sofa. :D

[storme]

...but I think I need to keep a close eye on you, to make sure you're being a bad influence on the tezmobile.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

:P

[storme]

curse you and your swift edits.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

You didn't even notice until I pointed it out. FAIL.

To make sure I AM being a bad influence, huh.

Anyway, don't keep an eye on me at all, I'm too filthy for your innocent eyes!

[storme]

Feh.

I will be forced to keep my eyes closed. I'm not sure this is going to be good for keeping anything except my eyes innocent, mind you.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Which is why you should use the sofa. Keep a safe distance away from the filth. I mean, all that pain before feeling good and digging fingers into tightness and whatnot. Terrible me. Terrible!

[storme]

You're right. Plus you have that biting thing. Maybe the sofa is the safest option.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I can let you have Niou-plush for the night. He's the protector of innocence!

[storme]

...I haven't even seen any PoT, and I suspect you may not be telling the whole truth here.

[solaas.livejournal.com]

His nickname is "the Trickster". Or "Swindler", depending on the translation. 'nuff said.

[storme]

Hmm. No wonder I woke up not-on-the-sofa.

[solaas.livejournal.com]

His latest superpower is 'illusion'. He imitates others so well that everyone else thinks it's that other person. And he does not even change clothes or wig up or anything! :D

[storme]

Hmmm. And here I *thought* it was Pez next to me this morning...