pez: (Gareth - I know this)
Pez ([personal profile] pez) wrote2009-11-26 07:04 pm
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British people, questions for you

No looking up answers!

1. Why did the Huguenots come to Britain?
A - To invade the country and seize land
B - To find jobs and a better life
C - To avoid religious persecution
D - To avoid a famine

2. In which year did married women get the right to divorce their husband?
A - 1837
B - 1857
C - 1875
D - 1882

3. The number of children and young people up to the age of 19 in the UK is
A - 13 million
B - 14 million
C - 15 million
D - 16 million

4. In the 1950s, textile and engineering firms sent agents to which TWO countries to find workers?
A - Russia
B - India
C - Vietnam
D - Pakistan

5. Life peers are appointed by
A - the monarch
B - the Prime Minister
C - the Speaker of the House of Commons
D - the Chief Whip

6. Which of the following countries is NOT a member of the Commonwealth?
A - Mozambique
B - Seychelles
C - Singapore
D - Indonesia

7. In 2001 the population of the UK was nearly
A - 56 million
B - 58 million
C - 60 million
D - 62 million


1 - C
2 - B
3 - C
4 - B & D
5 - A
6 - D
7 - C
storme: (howl tea)

[personal profile] storme 2009-11-26 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Guessed on 3 and 7 and got 'em wrong, also guessed on 4 and got one of those wrong. Ah well. Knew (or guessed correctly, in one case :P) the rest, though.

[identity profile] yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! Then you've failed! You need to score around 75% to be a British citizen. :P
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[personal profile] storme 2009-11-26 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds about right. :) When do I get booted out, then?

[identity profile] yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
If you can answer the following questions, you can gain citizenship to Athlum instead:

1. How hot is the Dave?
A - Not hot
B - Kind of hot
C - Hot
D - Very hot

2. Which of the following is Torgal NOT known for?
A - Being long suffering
B - Being David's bitch
C - Dancing on ice
D - Wearing very little clothes

3. Which of the following does NOT interest the Marquis of Athlum?
A - Split-end ears
B - The ass flag
C - Sparkles
D - Fake tan

You may begin.
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[personal profile] storme 2009-11-26 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
D, C, ...is this actually a trick question? I guess A, because it would make Torgal sad to compete. :P

[identity profile] yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
The Dave wouldn't want to make Torgal sad. XD
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[personal profile] storme 2009-11-26 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I pass?

[identity profile] yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com 2009-11-27 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
You've passed with flying colours! Now you get to fly your bum flag for the Dave. :D

[identity profile] kedi-kedi.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
orz...

I didn't get any right except 6 and 7 :(

[identity profile] yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
XD! These are from the Official Citizenship Test Study Guide! You are the weakest link, goodbye! :P

(I couldn't answer most of them either.)

[identity profile] kedi-kedi.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Pffftttt, if we all got booted out then the UK will be left with a population of about 100 :P

[identity profile] potter.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
This explains the reason for my lack of patriotism, anyway! I'm not British. :(

[identity profile] yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not British either. =/
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[personal profile] jetsam 2009-11-26 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh dear. Going entirely without looking, as the inevitable wrong-answers will demonstrate...

1C
2D
3C
4B,D
5B
6D
7D
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[personal profile] jetsam 2009-11-26 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
So that's 4/7

Hey, that's more than half :D

[identity profile] yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately you need to be about 75% correct!
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[personal profile] jetsam 2009-11-26 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It is something of a joke, that test.

[identity profile] yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I did pick some of the strangest questions, but yeah, it is rather WTF...

[identity profile] yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You have not answered enough questions correctly. Please remain seated, the deportation officers will be with you shortly. :)

[identity profile] quatorze.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I got 4 of these right... and two very close, so does that make altogether 5 correct? :p

[identity profile] yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You've done way better than me!

[identity profile] quatorze.livejournal.com 2009-11-27 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
Just good at guessing...

[identity profile] lelola.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
...I only got one of these correct. ><;;;

[identity profile] yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually it's the same for me, and I live in Britain!

[identity profile] semishade (from livejournal.com) 2009-11-26 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Fortunately, I have no need to pass the test. I automatically qualify!

[identity profile] semishade (from livejournal.com) 2009-11-27 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Answers are in the test handbook anyway!

I'd be really good at questions about the powers of the devolved administrations, and non English official languages!

[identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com 2009-11-27 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, hey, I got 5 right! :D *runs off*