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[pez]

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger leaves you half dead.

I suppose everyone I know who is having the shit of their lives would agree with me. *pets friends list*

But a little something funny~ Sis and Sai just walked over and said...

Them: Hey, do you wanna drink Coke?

Pez: *arches eyebrow* I won't go out to buy it.

Them: No no, just say whether you want it or not!

Pez: ...why?

Them: If you say you want Coke, then we can say "damn, we have no choice but to go waaaah" and we have a reason to go!

Pez: So you want me to be the bad guy and "force" you guys to go buy drinks.

Them: No no, we're forcing you to force us to go buy drinks. And you have to say "lei leung tiu pok-gai-lun-yeung fai di pok lok hui mai hor lok bei ngor yum!" (basically meaning "you two go out right away and buy me drinks", with loads of swearing)

Pez: *does as she's told*

Them: OH NO~ we've gotta go out and buy drinks~ *dramatic wailing and flailing, then hop out the door*

Pez: ............ XD

Comments

[sharona1x2.livejournal.com]

*HUGS*

[browneyedboy00.livejournal.com]

Jason disaproves of cocacola but hopes it cheers you up xx

[vicky-guu-sama.livejournal.com]

say you want legit weed, then they have an excuse to go to amsterdam

[yoshi-6-6.livejournal.com]

They are so nice! If you want gelato, would they buy you a ticket to go?

[sinistera.livejournal.com]

...agreed. I'm half roasted from two hours ago. At this rate, I don't know how I'm supposed to live until I leave this hell hole.

On the other hand, I love you for listening to David Usher. <333