On filling orifices

[pez]

This string of comments cracked me up so bad.


vicky_guu_sama:
9th March, 28th Jan (of Chinese calendar), common day, blah blah

Suitable activities (ie. things that will go well): going on a journey, getting a haircut, cleaning house, filling orifice

Unsuitable activities: opening new drainage, opening new business, marriage, proposal (?), buying new property

[and the rest are irrelevant]

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yuki_scorpio:
FILL ORIFICE

...XD! Thanks for giving me the laugh of the day!!!

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vicky_guu_sama:
there is unlimited ways of interpreting this...*cough*,

so i mean since it was so...appropriate, did you fill any orifice today?

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There ARE unlimited ways of interpretation *snicker* as for me, does stuffing my nose with tissue count? As for my muses...

Fuji: Filling an orifice is good, especially today.

Tezuka: Hm? *tilts head*

Fuji: *proceeds to fill an orifice on Tezuka*

btw, Vicky, I read out your comment to Sis and she said "suc yuet"? and I said "yeah, wun gor lung suc jue kui" (find a hole and stuff it) and we both died XD

Comments

[vicky-guu-sama.livejournal.com]

by the way do you pronounce it suc or choi?

i mean in this context....

let me recall if i filled any orifice yesterday.......physically? hm......i think i did but let's not go into details (no i am not disgusting, this is just not appropriate XD)

[vicky-guu-sama.livejournal.com]

how many orifice does tezuka have?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

.......I'd say ask Tezuka (or Fuji), but wouldn't he have the same amount as a normal human male does?

[vicky-guu-sama.livejournal.com]

well i guess it also depends on whether you are looking at a Tez normal human or Tez plush.

for a Tez plush, i certainly hope it doesn't have any orifice.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

suc in this case... I think choi may mean something completely different...

[vicky-guu-sama.livejournal.com]

that also depends on which language we speak in, because as for mandarin, only one pronounciation exist ( as far as i am concerned), and it has the same meaning....

i can't imagine some psychic in wong tai sin tell me to suc yuet.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

hmmm but then you get "yiu choi" and "choi yung sut ma" and I'm pretty sure those "choi" doesn't mean to fill/stuff/block...?

[vicky-guu-sama.livejournal.com]

ok so it has dual meaning

so it is suc when it needs to block
and choi when it means frontier and fortress?

interesting.
today i have a mental block of orfices

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Yeah probably.

Although, you are free to regard an orifice as a fortress...