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As of this moment,

ebbii and I have become sisters ^___^ It's not a usual thing for me to do, I never was into the whole internet family/wives thing, so this is very special - very very special. And Ebbii is very very special. <3333

Oh and. For SR, I've had 2 endings in my head. Both just conceptual, like "in the end, the world will explode" but with no idea HOW it explodes yet, that sort of thing.

This morning, ending no.3 popped into my head. With all the details and everything, but it's an ending that I won't write because...

Niou: *borrows chainsaw from Tez* THIS WILL NOT TURN INTO DEATH FIC!!! *vroooomm! vrrrrooooommmm!*

Yukimura & Yagyuu: * on either side of Niou, dressed up as cheerleaders complete with pom-poms as Niou drags the chainsaw behind him and stalks towards Pez, creating a ragged trail on the floor, with sparks flying everywhere and all that dramatic effect* Go Niou go, go Niou go!

Yes....... that is why. ^__^""""

But I can still incorporate some of those details into ending no.2, which probably will be the one I'm gonna use.

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NO DEATH FIC. PLEASE. I BEG YOU!

Pez: Well...

Niou: *presses chainsaw to Pez's neck, his finger on the power button* Well?

Pez: ....No death fic.

Niou: Jolly good. Don't do that to people at Christmas. *puts his Santa hat back on*

No death fic then. But still, no guarantee that it'll be a happy ending ;) It depends on Yagyuu...

Er, Niou-kun? If you would please avoid kiiling teh Pez just before she comes visit me? Thank you.

Niou: ¬_¬ I'll send her to you. Just let me chop her up into pieces first, then I'll stuff her into boxes. Hell, I'll even pay for the courier.

Niou: Wait, do you mean I can kill her after she comes back from your place?

NO.
That means this is the worst time to kill her. NOT that there would be a good time to do so. >:F

Niou: But she wanted to kill me! It's my life or hers!

In that case, don't take this the wrong way, but I'd much rather she stays alive. Not that I don't like you, but as we were saying, priorities.

And the fact that those damn italics tags seem to hate me has nothing to do with anything. <_<

Pez: Niou isn't convinced that I won't kill him in the story ;_;

Maybe you should beat him into believing you?

:O Violence is SO not my style!

Muses: YEAH RIGHT!

And it's not like the chainsaw was yours to begin with. <_<

Not at all... (although I really would like that mini-chainsaw for Christmas...)

Niou: See if I care what your priorities are. *vroooommm!* And I know how to use italics, HA!

No, you don't. But I have an axe. It might not look like much against a chainsaw, but trust me, it works very well. So touch her and you'll have to deal with me.

W/ love,
Drae

Niou: .........

Pez: I won't kill you, Niou...

Niou: Promise?

Pez: Promise.

Niou: Will I get happy smut in the end?

Pez: ........

Niou: >:E

Pez: ......In another story. I'll write it in a one-shot.

Niou: .......Right. It's not that I'm scared of Drae's axe, you know. *drops chainsaw*

Pez: *pats* I know, I know.

Niou: I hate women.

^_^

<3 <3 <3 <3 You are v. v. special too! [omg, lj was being such a whore to me and wouldn't load befores]