Chat with Nori

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me: there is a fixed number of socks in the world. Every time someone buys some, someone else loses some

nori: xD

me: it's an equilibrium thing

nori: This is a very sound theory.

me: Sockal imbalance can be scary.
if there are too many socks
they'll attempt to do things like
become gloves
which would upset the glove colony
gloves look down on socks, you see.
I mean, gloves can have more styles and materials
personally I wouldn't suggest leather socks, yanno.
so to gloves, socks are inferior. But when there are too many socks, the gloves feel threatened.

nori: I might, perhaps, suggest leather-footed socks, but no full leather socks

me: full leather is da thing, dude. Socks can't do that.

nori: Yeah that wouldn't work very well

me: anyway, so if there are too many socks, the gloves get upset and revolt, and you have a problem of gloves fighting socks
it'd all explode.
and nobody'd have any sock or glove

nori: And then the world would end
because we'd all get frostbite
and lose our fingers and toes
we'd be vegetables!

me: Men will have to start leaning to use their penises to hold forks and knives

nori: And then some rather odd situations shall arise
women wil die off
we don't have extra appendages to take place of our hands D:

me: those with big breasts can hold things with them
but people like me WILL DIE
or have to eat off other people's penises or breasts

nori: You can hold things, certainly. but you can't pick things up.

me: picking things up will become the task of men
holding things the task of women

nori: ....We really do have the weirdest conversations.

me: IT'S ALL BECAUSE THE SOCKS AND GLOVES EXPLODED
I hope the bras didn't get caught in the mayhem