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from moffit


Bold the things you've NEVER done.

I've Never Been Drunk
I've Never Smoked Pot
I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
I've Never Been To Japan
I've Never Been In A Taxi
I've Never Been In Love
I've Never Had Sex In Public
I've Never Been Dumped
I've Never Done Cocaine
I've Never Shoplifted
I've Never Been Fired
I've Never Been In A Fist Fight
I've Never Had Group Intercourse
I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
I've Never Been Tied Up - can't remember, maybe I have
I've Never Been Caught Masturbating
I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
I've Never Been Arrested
I've Never Made Out With A Stranger
I've Never Stolen Something From My Job

(quote from my father's email to me: When I started my career as a cub reporter in xxxx [details my flist don't need to know], the uncle (he's the father of a kid whom I tutored part-time to earn support for my living) who introduced me to the job gave me this advice. I have faithfully followed his advice all these years because it has served me well. His advice was: Don't grab any of the film rolls or ball pens etc from the office for your own private or home use because this will make you become greedy and gradually hurts your own character. It's not worth your personal integrity. And then he added: Don't complain about extra work that's outside your own - extra work actually gives you the opportunity to learn more and grow faster than your colleagues. His actual words were 蝕底其實係著數.)

(and so I do not take anything from my job)

I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
I've Never Gone On A Blind Date
I've Never Lied To A Friend
I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher Mine were pretty much all fugly.
I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
I've Never Been To Another Continent
I've Never Skipped School
I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker
I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose
I've Never Had Sex At The Office
I've Never Been Married
I've Never Been Divorced
I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
I've Never Posed Nude
I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
I've Never Killed Anyone
I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner - during sex? No. I got a bite mark from another incident.
I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
I've Never Eaten Sushi
I've Never Been Snowboarding
I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party
I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
I've Never Flashed Anyone
I've Never Met Anyone From Online

Boring 'o me. XD