Slowly working my way through the fandom cliches

Have this character:

Go to highschool ... ☑
Get new outfit (apparently sexy and tight)... ☑
Go to a nightclub... ☑
Use guns... ☑
Hump his bestfriend... ☑
Turn a straight man gay... ☑
Have his name pronounced in a pretentious way... ☑

To do:
Become a vampire (THIS CAN BE SO EASY IT'S ACTUALLY IN THE CANON OMG)
Sell himself for money
Smoke something
Get a piercing/tattoo
Have magical healing cock
Get a sex change
Lose his memory
Crossdress
Get wings (Also actually entirely possible)